Dork Knights #25 - Gotham Is Yours!

In which The Dimwitted Duo once again give into their deepest Dark Knight related desires and mull over the prospect of the most unholy abomination imaginable - a Batman movie helmed by The Dork Knights themselves! From their discovery of being eachother's alternate personality to an unorthodox pitch involving sex, cameras, and shame, listen to the tale of a troubled production from it's beginning to it's end, featuring sassy black sidekicks, catering to the mentally challenged, a movie within a movie within a coke-fueled dream, out-Schumachering Schumacher, the curse of Were-Brando, and perhaps the most amazing debut of all: Jetpack Vigoda. It's called Dork Knights for a reason!

THE DORK KNIGHT... LOSING HIS HEAD?

THE BYRD WONDER... FILLED WITH DREAD?

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID?!

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #24 - Let The Games Begin!

In which The Dimwitted Duo force feed themselves a fistful of snow and jump out of a plane with shrapnel in their lungs, as they embark on yet another harrowing round of everyone's favorite fictional fistfight... Historical Fight Club!

Who Will Win? Who Will Lose? Who Will Get An Exploding Bullet To The Face?!

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #23 - You've Changed Things... Forever

In which The Dimwitted Duo jump across the multiverse and take a look into alternate realities, where they consider everything from Batman as a sobbing idiot to Superman as an Amish pastor, the stretching of underused loins, the secret horrible purpose of the podcast, the terror of holiness, and the full circle of President Captain America. Iron Man has what kind of disorder?!

THE BYRD WONDER... REBORN AS A MIME?

THE DORK KNIGHT... CAN'T THINK OF A RHYME?

WILL EITHER OF THEM MANAGE TO FINISH IN TIME?!

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #22 - There's No Going Back

In which The Dimwitted Duo return from a self-imposed exile of eight years to deliver something that wasn't worth the wait - a discussion of movie remakes! From the unlikeliest front door greeting one could imagine, to Teddy Roosevelt in a bear suit and the Presidential 80's cop movie, all the way down to rantings over the most infamous set of prequels in cinematic history, The Dork Knights ask themselves the all-important question: Why the hell aren't they in Hollywood?

THE BYRD WONDER... MAKING THE PREQUEL?

THE DORK KNIGHT... WAITING FOR THE SEQUEL?

HAVE THE JAWS OF FATE ENSNARED OUR HEROES?!

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #21 - Look At Me!

In which The Dimwitted Duo is back to buisness as usual. Except that it isn't, as the duo briefly becomes a trio! Bringing along a special guest, MB and Byrd are treated to something no one would have expected as they sit through a detailed review of a movie so shocking, and so vile, that it may or may not feature C-list comic book characters. From the most legitimately disturbing scene you'll ever hear described from a porno, and the creation of the bizarre continuity, to offense being taken at a cure for all known diseases, Below The Bible Belt's James Lewis - a.k.a Hero, joins The Dork Knights for a special episode that requires the combined effort of three to properly pull off. It starts with a flashback of what?!

THE DORK KNIGHT... HIT A SNAG?!

THE BYRD WONDER... ON THE RAG?!

THE BANEFUL HERO FORCED TO SHAG?!

Tune in to find out!

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And don't forget to listen to Below The Bible Belt, featuring Hero and Byrd - now on iTunes! Southern Hospitality, delivered monthly.

Dork Knights #20 - I'm Just Ahead Of The Curve

In which The Dimwitted Duo return! After taking a sabbatical following their harrowing month-long chat about all things Batman, The Dork Knights are back in action and just as moronic as ever. To celebrate the occasion, it's that time once again... for Historical Fight Club!

Who Will Win? Who Will Lose? Whose Horse Will Get The Upper Hand?!

Tune in to find out!

BATMONTH #1 - But What Is Batman?

Holy heart failures! Starting this podcast, the amazing and unique adventures of The Batman, as told by The Dork Knights themselves! Discover both who they are and how they came to be, revealing some of their time as children growing up with a deep affection for The Caped Crusader while discussing many ongoing debates that have helped shaped the legend for over seventy years. Along the way in these coveted topics, startling revealations are revealed - like what would drive a four-year old boy to contemplate having his own parents murdered, love at first eyehole, mourning the loss of a VHS tape, and vengeance by way of prep-time. It's over an hour of Bat-a-clismic proportions!

Holy Downloadables, Batman!

Dork Knights #18 - So Many People To Kill, So Little Time

In which The Dimwitted Duo presents the next exciting round of Historical Fight Club...

Who will win? Who will lose? Who will use the other as a human shield?!

Tune in to find out!

DK-TV: "Or Should I Say... Terminated?" (Part 1)

Starting today, all of your favorite episodes of Dork Knights will now alternatively be available in handy, segmented video form!

INSIDE THE PLAYER'S STUDIO #4: Andy C.

In the latest installment, The Bogus Byrd Man sets his sights on the Hype's very own master of the overplanning, Andy C.! Listen in as the man-who-would-be Spidey revisits some of his famous - aswell as some infamous - thoughts and rambles regarding his six-year tenure in the Hype RPG games, from his ongoing grievances with Superman detractors, to the loss of a game gone too soon, and even his legendary bout of multiversal wackiness, spending nearly two seasons pitting The Man of Steel against everyone from Deadpool to Goku. Two seasons, that's as many as twelve months! And that's terrible.

Download Here! - Recorded February 11, 2012

Dork Knights #15 - I'll Get Drive-Thru

In which the Dimwitted Duo set out to eat their own feet while pondering the ethics of ass-to-mouth, what'd be the primary dish at a Ku Klux Klan bake sale, the rudeness of methhead sharks, the taste of different races, a bizarre secret origin of a popular comic book villain, trying to conceal absurdly huge penises, and favorite moviegoing experiences. Try the whities!

THE DORK KNIGHT... NORMALIZED?

THE BYRD WONDER... CANNIBALIZED?

HAS THE MADNESS REACHED IT'S FEVER PITCH?!

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #13 - Or Should I Say... Terminated?

In which The Dimwitted Duo get crank-called by the Governor and suffer being put to death for multiple electrocutions, as one podcaster tells a long-awaited tale of the afternoon that he witnessed a man be put to death by the state of Georgia. Listen to the two try to make light of a truly serious subject, as they discuss the mystery of the prison waiting room, alligators at the gate, inappropriate last requests, the struggles of real-life Transformers, Knights of Whiteness, the founding of America: The Planet, and just what sort of convienience store houses mysterious, black tied time-travellers. How the hell are they carrying those guns?!

THE BYRD WONDER... LATE TO THE GAME?

THE DORK KNIGHT... STILL AS LAME?

CAN OUR HEROES SPIN A YARN THAT'S SUITABLY TAME?!

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #12 - ...Riddle Me That

In which the Dimwitted Duo enter the rematch of a century in this special epic-length episode, as they look to settle old scores - ones that are relatively one week old. Listen in awe and wonderment as the Dork Knight and the Byrd Wonder clash for a second time in battle of trivial supremacy, stumbling through every step of the way and further proving their own ineptitude in mental prowess! Ladies and gentlemen, Dorkfall has begun. Hide your women, children, and local minorities. 

THE BYRD WONDER... OUT FOR REVENGE?

THE DORK KNIGHT... OUT ON A BINGE?

ON WHICH MORTAL COIL DOES THIS BATTLE HINGE?!

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #11 - Riddle Me This...

In which The Dimwitted Duo embark on a test of wits that will surely end horribly - deciding to prove how dimwitted they truly are with a trivia quiz! Listen as The Dork Knight unwittingly plays right into The Byrd Wonder's hands, only to turn the tables and up the stakes to a magnitude unseen! Plus, following the shenanigans, hear the struggles to keep the show afloat that somehow involve the first Prime Minister of America, Alex Trebek's missing facial hair, and continuous, vengeful bouts of the F-bomb. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will be betrayed by being offered to Satan as a sacrificial lamb? Only Zombie-Werewolf Kim Jong Ill knows.

THE BYRD WONDER... HARDBALLED?

THE DORK KNIGHT... SOFTBALLED?


WHO WILL DOMINATE THE DAY?!

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #10 - You're Overpaid, Hit The Road!

In which The Dimwitted Duo make their glorious return, in a jam-packed episode that is sure to be infamous in both it's levels of depravity and horrifying scenarios. Embarking on a tour de force, The Dork Knight and The Byrd Wonder ask themselves what the world would be like if they worked together - and the results are just as ridiculous as the next. From the creation of The McByrd and snapping the neck of a giraffe, to the most unlikely basketball play in history and the use of ice skates as a deadly weapon, this episode has everything you could ever need - and alot that you'd never want. White For Life!

THE BYRD WONDER... TURNED SABETOUR?

THE DORK KNIGHT... MORTIFIED FOR SURE?

WILL OUR HEROES RECOVER FROM THIS DEVASTATING BLOW?!

Tune in to find out!

INSIDE THE PLAYER'S STUDIO #3: Keyser Soze

In the latest installment, The Bogus Byrd Man interviews Glasglow's most infamous serial killer-turned-professional comics writer Keyser Soze, a.k.a. The Off-Panel Podcast's very own John Lees, about his time in the RPG Forums playing every psychopathic supervillain under the sun. From his most darkly humorous hour as The Clown Prince of Crime, to a failed viral marketing attempt that was nearly mistaken for the next 9/11, listen to Soze relive the many moments in the RPGs that helped pave the way for his current career in independent comics.

Download Here! - Recorded January 26th, 2012

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John Lees' Personal Blog

Dork Knights #9 - He Didn't Even Lose A Limb!

In which the Dimwitted Duo once again ponder what it would take to win in a battle of two historical figures, forgoing the approach of evil vs. evil and instead matching up crazy vs. crazy, pairing might with right and awesome against awesomeness. It's a duel to the death, and The Dork Knights are making it a recurring theme! Whoever wins, we lose. Bully!

THE BYRD WONDER... LEFT FOR DEAD?

THE DORK KNIGHT... GUNNING FOR HEADS?

IS THIS THE BITTER END FOR OUR HEROES?

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #7 - Rats With Wings, Do Your Thing!

In which the Dimwitted Duo take the time to get serious and start to talk shop. Comic shop, that is, as they commit mass genocide against Sky City, challenge the unknown, prepare to face the court, and terrorize the open roadways while wearing sheets. Plus, the debut of a brand new theme by the same fancy gentleman who brought you the opening of DK's sister podcast, Pulp Nightmare!

THE DORK KNIGHT... IRREDEEMABLE?

THE BYRD WONDER... INCORRUPTIBLE?

TO WHAT DEPTHS OF MADNESS HAVE OUR HEROES PLUNGED?!

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #4 - They Say He Drinks Blood...

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In which the Dimwitted Duo break out their history books and declare war of the facial hair, as they discuss who would win in a fight between two infamous dictators who ruled with an iron fist, aswell discover the unlikeliest of origins in such tyranny, what happens when you try to start an 'Occupy Hell' movement, and just how Marvel's leading anti-hero comes to grips with the simplest of concepts: headgear. Be sure to whore yourself out on this episode.


THE DORK KNIGHT... ENCAPSULATED? THE BYRD WONDER... EMANCIPATED?


HAVE THE FEATHERS OF JUSTICE BEEN THOROUGHLY PLUCKED?


Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #1 - You Can Quote Me On That

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In which a bold new initiative is made in the way of internet broadcasting - two dudes talking to eachother about geeky crap! Wait, what? No, it's the first episode of the Dork Knights podcast! Witness the harrowing and slightly boring back-and-forth of two friends who couldn't be more alike and more different at the same time, as they engage in tales of debauchery so foul that you may leave offended. And that's our guarantee.


WILL THE DIMWITTED DUO ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF DRY WIT AND SEXUAL HUMOR? 


One hint, the best is yet to come...