Dork Knights #25 - Gotham Is Yours!

In which The Dimwitted Duo once again give into their deepest Dark Knight related desires and mull over the prospect of the most unholy abomination imaginable - a Batman movie helmed by The Dork Knights themselves! From their discovery of being eachother's alternate personality to an unorthodox pitch involving sex, cameras, and shame, listen to the tale of a troubled production from it's beginning to it's end, featuring sassy black sidekicks, catering to the mentally challenged, a movie within a movie within a coke-fueled dream, out-Schumachering Schumacher, the curse of Were-Brando, and perhaps the most amazing debut of all: Jetpack Vigoda. It's called Dork Knights for a reason!

THE DORK KNIGHT... LOSING HIS HEAD?

THE BYRD WONDER... FILLED WITH DREAD?

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID?!

Tune in to find out!

Dork Knights #22 - There's No Going Back

In which The Dimwitted Duo return from a self-imposed exile of eight years to deliver something that wasn't worth the wait - a discussion of movie remakes! From the unlikeliest front door greeting one could imagine, to Teddy Roosevelt in a bear suit and the Presidential 80's cop movie, all the way down to rantings over the most infamous set of prequels in cinematic history, The Dork Knights ask themselves the all-important question: Why the hell aren't they in Hollywood?

THE BYRD WONDER... MAKING THE PREQUEL?

THE DORK KNIGHT... WAITING FOR THE SEQUEL?

HAVE THE JAWS OF FATE ENSNARED OUR HEROES?!

Tune in to find out!