Dork Knights #25 - Gotham Is Yours!

In which The Dimwitted Duo once again give into their deepest Dark Knight related desires and mull over the prospect of the most unholy abomination imaginable - a Batman movie helmed by The Dork Knights themselves! From their discovery of being eachother's alternate personality to an unorthodox pitch involving sex, cameras, and shame, listen to the tale of a troubled production from it's beginning to it's end, featuring sassy black sidekicks, catering to the mentally challenged, a movie within a movie within a coke-fueled dream, out-Schumachering Schumacher, the curse of Were-Brando, and perhaps the most amazing debut of all: Jetpack Vigoda. It's called Dork Knights for a reason!

THE DORK KNIGHT... LOSING HIS HEAD?

THE BYRD WONDER... FILLED WITH DREAD?

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID?!

Tune in to find out!

BATMONTH #4 - Sometimes Things Just Go Bad

Riddle me this, riddle me that... who's obsessed with the big, black bat?! The Dork Knights, of course, and they're ready to bite the big one and delve into the often-mocked, rarely accredited version of The Batman that many fans consider to be the most infamous portrayal: the Joel Schumacher era. But are Batman Forever and Batman & Robin truly as bad as they're made out to be? Are there merits to the films that some perhaps overlook, or is it all worth burying in a glorious flood of chaos? Listen in as The Dork Knights defend some of both films' best elements while refusing to hold back against their worst, from the iceman cometh to joygasms everywhere, while discovering guilty pleasures, shocking confessions, and the fact that there is an even more sinister figure at work. YOU LIE!

Holy Downloadables, Batman!