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Saturday, November 3, 2012

Dork Knights #23 - You've Changed Things... Forever


In which The Dimwitted Duo jump across the multiverse and take a look into alternate realities, where they consider everything from Batman as a sobbing idiot to Superman as an Amish pastor, the stretching of underused loins, the secret horrible purpose of the podcast, the terror of holiness, and the full circle of President Captain America. Iron Man has what kind of disorder?!

THE BYRD WONDER... REBORN AS A MIME?

THE DORK KNIGHT... CAN'T THINK OF A RHYME?

WILL EITHER OF THEM MANAGE TO FINISH IN TIME?!

Monday, October 1, 2012

Dork Knights #22 - There's No Going Back


In which The Dimwitted Duo return from a self-imposed exile of eight years to deliver something that wasn't worth the wait - a discussion of movie remakes! From the unlikeliest front door greeting one could imagine, to Teddy Roosevelt in a bear suit and the Presidential 80's cop movie, all the way down to rantings over the most infamous set of prequels in cinematic history, The Dork Knights ask themselves the all-important question: Why the hell aren't they in Hollywood?

THE BYRD WONDER... MAKING THE PREQUEL?

THE DORK KNIGHT... WAITING FOR THE SEQUEL?

HAVE THE JAWS OF FATE ENSNARED OUR HEROES?!

Tune in to find out!

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Dork Knights #21 - Look At Me!


In which The Dimwitted Duo is back to buisness as usual. Except that it isn't, as the duo briefly becomes a trio! Bringing along a special guest, MB and Byrd are treated to something no one would have expected as they sit through a detailed review of a movie so shocking, and so vile, that it may or may not feature C-list comic book characters. From the most legitimately disturbing scene you'll ever hear described from a porno, and the creation of the bizarre continuity, to offense being taken at a cure for all known diseases, Below The Bible Belt's James Lewis - a.k.a Hero, joins The Dork Knights for a special episode that requires the combined effort of three to properly pull off. It starts with a flashback of what?!

THE DORK KNIGHT... HIT A SNAG?!

THE BYRD WONDER... ON THE RAG?!

THE BANEFUL HERO FORCED TO SHAG?!

Tune in to find out!

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And don't forget to listen to Below The Bible Belt, featuring Hero and Byrd - now on iTunes! Southern Hospitality, delivered monthly.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

BATMONTH #6 - We Can Bring Gotham Back




Are you ready to begin? If not, too bad! The Dork Knights have reached the penultimate chapter of Batmonth, having withstood the trials of the 40's serials, made peace with the 60's series, relived a nostalgic classic in the form of the Burton films, and even suffered through the lowest points of the Schumacher era. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet, as The Dimwitted Duo finally make it to the climatic first two installments of a soon-to-be trilogy: Christopher Nolan's first foray into the genesis of The Batman and the blockbuster sequel, Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. But are these two heralded films really the stuff of legend, or will they leave the two asking themselves 'Why So Serious?'. Plus, discover how Begins inadvertently began The Dork Knights, aswell as the discovery of the movies' Otis, the most unlikely member of The League of Shadows, the most awkward near-casting of the franchise, and who is outed as the true hero of the series. Surprisingly, it's not it's cape and cowled lead. 

And tune in for the dramatic finale this Sunday, as The Dork Knights cap off their loveletter to The Dark Knight with a special podcast review of his latest adventure, The Dark Knight Rises!


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