Dork Knights #21 - Look At Me!

In which The Dimwitted Duo is back to buisness as usual. Except that it isn't, as the duo briefly becomes a trio! Bringing along a special guest, MB and Byrd are treated to something no one would have expected as they sit through a detailed review of a movie so shocking, and so vile, that it may or may not feature C-list comic book characters. From the most legitimately disturbing scene you'll ever hear described from a porno, and the creation of the bizarre continuity, to offense being taken at a cure for all known diseases, Below The Bible Belt's James Lewis - a.k.a Hero, joins The Dork Knights for a special episode that requires the combined effort of three to properly pull off. It starts with a flashback of what?!

THE DORK KNIGHT... HIT A SNAG?!

THE BYRD WONDER... ON THE RAG?!

THE BANEFUL HERO FORCED TO SHAG?!

Tune in to find out!

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And don't forget to listen to Below The Bible Belt, featuring Hero and Byrd - now on iTunes! Southern Hospitality, delivered monthly.

BATMONTH Finale - The Hero Gotham Deserves

WARNING: Major Spoilers For The Dark Knight Rises Are Discussed At Length

The Legend Ends. The legend of Batmonth, at least, because The Dork Knights are ready to say goodbye with the seventh and final chapter of the series' installments detailing their own personal history with The Batman! And how do they decide to top off their chronicling of a history spanning over seventy years? With a review of The Dark Knight's latest theatrical outing, and the long-awaited end of Christopher Nolan's trilogy, The Dark Knight Rises. Starring Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway, and Tom Hardy, Rises sets to close out the story started by Begins and Knight. Does Nolan's Batman go out with a bang, or must it's punishment be more severe? The Dork Knights take it upon themselves to decide, because they haven't given their hero enough. Not everything. Not yet.

Holy Downloadables, Batman!

Finally, we would like to personally extend our deepest condolences to the victims of the Colorado shooting on Friday. We weren't sure of how to properly address it at the time of recording, or if it were even respectful to address it at all, so we hope that at least acknowledging it here is enough. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those affected.

Dork Knights #15 - I'll Get Drive-Thru

In which the Dimwitted Duo set out to eat their own feet while pondering the ethics of ass-to-mouth, what'd be the primary dish at a Ku Klux Klan bake sale, the rudeness of methhead sharks, the taste of different races, a bizarre secret origin of a popular comic book villain, trying to conceal absurdly huge penises, and favorite moviegoing experiences. Try the whities!

THE DORK KNIGHT... NORMALIZED?

THE BYRD WONDER... CANNIBALIZED?

HAS THE MADNESS REACHED IT'S FEVER PITCH?!

Tune in to find out!